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Cop Demotivational Poster

DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...

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Rating: 3.98/5

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Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and tap as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its photos like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~

Rock Paper Scissors -

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ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.

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Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
Damn you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!

COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRACY - License and registration sir. Do you have any idea of why I pulled you over today ?

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:36 pm
Me gets the feeling we won't see this on COPS
falloutghoul - March 2, 2012, 10:07 pm
"Cuz you can smell it!"
carebear - March 2, 2012, 11:46 am
(carebear BANNED)

Detroit declares bankruptcy -

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Rating: 4.97/5

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curlyrocks - July 26, 2013, 10:20 pm
Good by Detroit, hello Delta City!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 25, 2013, 11:33 am
I can hear the Robocop theme in my head! Thanks for the memories!
BobbEdwards - July 20, 2013, 1:54 am
One of my favorite films of the '80s. How prescient.


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Rating: 4.9/5

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Sean - May 17, 2011, 4:46 pm
And the remaining 31% are just a bunch of damn lazy assed quitters.
CaptainBaked - May 17, 2011, 10:58 am
HAHA! Favourited..
Verdeckt - May 17, 2011, 6:31 am
Rule 34.. NO exceptions
Budog - May 17, 2011, 5:56 am
Well I have heard of taking it in the caboose, but in the bus?


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Rating: 4.8/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:54 pm
Some people you miss like a heartbeat: You really feel it at-first, but the pain subsides with time. Some you miss like a bullet... And lord-knows I can think of one that I do!
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:51 pm
"This is my rifle, this is my gun!" "This is for fighting, this one's for fun!"
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:50 pm
Arsenal of Democracy.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:36 pm
Ah yes, the Garand. For when you want a rifle that will outlast YOU.
MPsniper - June 26, 2012, 5:28 pm
i refer to them as firearms. firearm are a symbol of freedom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:39 pm
Sorry Americans, Your obsession with Guns is just weird. (YaY Guns!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:38 pm
Guns!...Guns, Guns, Guns.....Gunnnnnsssssss.....I'm gonna visit the states soon and I need to practice....GUNS...wooo Guns!!! It's not an extension of my manhood....I just love guns!
MPsniper - June 25, 2012, 9:17 pm
i fired my M-1 Garand at camp perry....at 1,000 yards....every year at the nationals...with iron sights. rear sight up 53 clicks. 500 yards is childs play.
Nissta - June 25, 2012, 7:46 pm
I can hit a target at 500 with leaf sights and if I missed you it was only because I didn't want to hit you YET!! That and you'd fill your panties as the round passed......
caveman - June 25, 2012, 9:21 am
@sureok Go to this link and you'll be able to have that type of title http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
sureok - June 25, 2012, 8:38 am
How do you edit the main word? "I Miss You" and underline it? I went to advanced edititing, but couldn't figure it out. Nonetheless very nice!!!!!!!!!!

STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.

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TerrorAustralis - June 5, 2012, 4:18 am
in soviet russia, propaganda creates YOU. seriously though, mislabelling protesters as hippies shouldnt be an excuse for something which REALLY belongs on politifake, regardless of how funny/true it is
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:50 pm
Oh god! I've been corrupted by my kids! I can't believe I actually said that...or that I actually recognized the character!
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:42 pm
Is that Hermoine?
djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Luv the comments, guys... xx
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 1:05 am
Job? You mean the ones the CEO's have shipped to China? The ones where they pay the employees 1 dollar a day, and no health, no safety, no retirement, and any talk of unions is a 12 year prison sentence. THAT JOB?
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:45 pm
Wasn't that the Berkely incident where it was mostly college students?
Greeny - December 7, 2011, 11:04 pm
what hippy?
calvin5040 - December 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
what jobs?

9mm Ignorance -

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:35 am
Just your local jack booted thug in action.
ughomer - August 22, 2014, 10:16 am
"Paws Down! Desist!!"
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:52 am

did the doggy have his hands up?

CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 5:36 am
LOL... 5o funny

EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
skunkrider(i mean dicklicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bullshit like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that shit fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If shitheads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly asshole like you. Have a nice fucking day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Did this motherfucker (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two shits if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
What WTFO & LD said...man what a dickhead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)

BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.


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Rating: 2.94/5

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AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.

COPPER THEFT RULE #1 - First, turn off power.

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GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 5:54 pm
mmm crispy bacon
Mr. Nemo - December 22, 2009, 11:44 am
Dinner and a show, how nice.
Derek - December 19, 2009, 4:20 pm
Mein Gott. That's really nasty.

ONLY IN TEXAS - God bless 'em

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steve1961 - February 26, 2013, 3:58 pm
Brown people? You mean UPS? Some of my best friends are UPS employees.
Rishi - February 26, 2013, 10:37 am
Yea, I love how Southerners fucking hate us New Yorkers, but when you want something you'll use our dead citizens and firemen and cops as an excuse. You don't care about the people who died in 9/11 you just use it to hate on Brown people.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 3:34 pm
cops should have that right
Bovee - January 22, 2010, 2:21 pm
its funny cause where i am from the guy is black and it takes place in L.A. but still a great one.
phydeaux - January 22, 2010, 2:16 pm
I now have coffee running out my nose...5 night sticks for you!

HIDING BEHIND A POLE - Some people just can't do it

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 1:29 pm
..but the guy hiding behind Pollasky there is doing just fine.

IRONIC TATTOOES - Make Patrolman Adamson smile

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barockeva - March 12, 2009, 8:00 pm
But the police was such a great band...
agdaniele - February 28, 2009, 3:27 pm
I'd like to buy an "E" Pat.

Cro Cop -

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Danomite - August 13, 2009, 8:00 am
Crocop, Getting his ass knocked out constantly since 2008
TheSarge - June 29, 2009, 4:38 pm
Not a damn thing.
RnR - August 15, 2008, 5:55 am
What has a Swedish gothic metal band to do with it?


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mumbles181 - August 23, 2011, 8:09 pm
It's not an official heat wave till someone asks, on facebook, "Is it hot enough yet?"
Budog - July 21, 2011, 10:21 pm
Does beer count as fluids? Think about it, fluids and a liquid sandwich all in one!


OFFICER JENNY - Wtf? She's real!

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Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 12:16 am
Uh... yeah, she is real.

KNOCK OFFS - Hellno Kitty!

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Rating: 4.33/5

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MissPriss - October 12, 2013, 12:24 am
Well thank you, glad it gave you a guffaw!
horkbijar - October 11, 2013, 6:05 pm
....BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA*gasp!* this is freakin awsome!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 11:25 pm
And thank you for the laugh.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 10:50 pm
Hear the ending is pretty much a copy of all the others...teehee. Thanks for the read kyronic.
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:52 pm
I kind of want to see that movie now... I have a feeling it'd be better than Superman Returns.


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Rating: 4.68/5

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BICYCLE COPS - Not So Funny Anymore

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forseti - March 1, 2011, 10:53 am
I love this movie!
agdaniele - March 1, 2011, 6:26 am
CANADA - March 1, 2011, 1:20 am
Like a glove!


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Rating: 4.91/5

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Ravenwing67 - April 26, 2012, 10:31 am
Used to do it all day long...although it was usually a CH-46 and on a flight deck...and I only got hit twice ;)
Bolverk37782 - April 17, 2012, 9:48 am
If you can stand under one of these when it's landing it means that either your boots have been set in concrete by you ever helpful mates or you’re the Incredible Hulk.!!
Budog - April 17, 2012, 12:28 am
So true, those Chinooks tend to screw up your whole day when they land on you! 5L
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:35 pm

This one is GREAT, Airman!~~

A TIGHT BUDGET - Just cause you have one, doesn't mean your job has to be boring.

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Ed-Hyde - August 31, 2010, 7:40 am
I really liked this one. Course, I didn't see Phydeaux's. But this was my first good LOL of the day.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 2:13 am
Also search and view Sean's collection... it'll humble anyone up toute de suite.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 2:10 am
Just keep trying to up your game. Before submitting, ask yourself if it's the best you can do on that poster.
5150monkeylove - August 31, 2010, 1:37 am
scratch......... I found it.
5150monkeylove - August 31, 2010, 1:29 am
Phy? can I get a link to it so I can compare, then vote?
phydeaux - August 31, 2010, 1:11 am
I like my use of that pic better.


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rerun - February 19, 2010, 8:34 pm

he ain't kosher either
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:23 pm
ooooooo I'm telling your Rabi!
rerun - February 19, 2010, 8:20 pm

well I love my bacon.
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:12 pm
DWB? What's wrong with being "Down with Bacon?" Isn't everyone?
rerun - February 19, 2010, 8:08 pm

It is a sad that in many places "DWB" is a fact of life.
rerun - February 19, 2010, 8:07 pm

probably got approved by accident, and btuis, racism is not funny. Maybe you should walk a mile in another mans shoes before you laugh at him
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:05 pm
fagfagfagfagfagfagfagfag oh fagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfag ah fagfagfagfagfagfag
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 7:50 pm
how was this approved?
btuis - February 19, 2010, 7:47 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh hahahahahahahahahahahahah ah hahahahahahaha
OMGOSH - August 11, 2009, 9:43 pm


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:53 pm
ROFLMAO! 5 shots to my funny bone. Lol!
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:28 pm
by far one of my faves of yours! 5l
onlyonetroll - January 3, 2011, 3:57 pm
ooohh...bang! You're dead.
crankyhead - January 3, 2011, 2:54 pm
nice =)

MURPHY'S LAWS OF FLIGHT - Loud, sudden noises in a helicopter WILL get your undivided attention.

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Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:30 pm
All hail the Jesus Nut!
Jetman - May 28, 2009, 6:24 pm
Autorotation, now's not the time to learn it!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Sign stops you!

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zoomer296 - June 14, 2013, 11:05 pm
I tried to find a similar picture from Russia, but I guess their law enforcement isn't as dumb as ours.
JesusWept - June 12, 2013, 10:23 am
Are there sheriffs in russia?? XD
Sho - January 16, 2013, 11:44 am
I guess you stop the stop sign in America lol
zoomer296 - January 16, 2013, 11:14 am
except for the american flag being in a Soviet Russia poster...
ughomer - January 16, 2013, 9:47 am
Good one zoom!


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2013, 12:33 pm
I'm guessing - if you're at liberty to say - in your experience, you've had your run in with these incidents?

DAILY HOROSCOPE - LEO Satisfaction Guaranteed

AMERICAS LAW ENFORCEMENT PROFESSIONALS - Keeping The Streets Safe And the Donut Shops Safer

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NINJAS - a real one wouldn't even be in this picture

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:22 pm
"So, how smart did getting my nightstick across your skull with full-force feel...?"
Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 9:57 am
If you take a policeman's gun from him (or try) it is his JOB to assume you intended to shoot someone (possibly him) with it and act accordingly. "It was just a dumb joke" makes a poor courtroom excuse.
Cheeseman - January 2, 2011, 2:31 pm
I'm surprised the cop doesn't just shoot him once he nows wants going on. In australia they will shoot you for doing some dumb party shit like that. At least throw you in jail for a few months. RESPECT THE LAWS i.e physics, governing law etc....
djg781 - December 28, 2010, 4:19 pm
wtf stupid pigs

SENSE - This makes none.



SWAT - When you know you're bad-ass


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COPS - Always on the Job

Bobby -

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:17 am
Britain, Canada, and a whole bunch of other countries with a fraction of the USA's crime rate and police forces not globally famous for how many unarmed black people and friendly pet dogs they shoot per year.
JesusWept - December 23, 2014, 1:27 am
Thanks, Missy and Edge :)
Thedge - December 22, 2014, 7:42 pm
And... it works. 5'd
MissPriss - December 22, 2014, 7:39 pm
Ah yes, Canada, being a British colony...we have the same methods of upholding the law...5L!
JesusWept - December 22, 2014, 12:53 pm
JesusWept - December 22, 2014, 12:52 pm
Oldsod - December 22, 2014, 12:11 pm
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JesusWept - December 22, 2014, 5:30 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - December 22, 2014, 5:23 am
funny 5er

JESUS - Just got owned by the forbidden fruit.

HAVE I... - told you about this great little Do-nut shop I found the other day ??


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AUSSIE COPS - Do it with style !!

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666 - June 13, 2009, 6:29 am
nice paddy wagon


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rerun - August 20, 2011, 8:44 am

better keep him away from thr ball cleaners on the golf course.
NattieexP - August 20, 2011, 7:34 am
lol :P 5L


~ JOKE ~ - Bystander: What are you doing with that Jackass? Cop: That's not a Jackass, itza Pig Bystander: I was talk'n to the Pig ...

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BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 8:01 am
No offense Haar, just going with the flow
BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 7:41 am
But which pig?

PERSUASION - "Can you open your mouth wide and keep it shut at the same time?"

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GINGERS - Thats right round them up, and lock them up!! Somebody get a rope!!

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lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:38 pm
most people that have those stupid peace signs are hypocrites
Pacifist - September 29, 2009, 8:54 pm
Awe, and she even has all those peace signs on her shirt.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 8:33 pm
Unless she's with PETA, she's a keeper.


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agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:01 pm
So, how's that do-over workin' out for ya?
Sean - October 1, 2009, 9:58 pm
Sorry admin. I did a do-over called "COMPETENCE". Can you delete this please? Thanks.

STUPIDITY - Taking Roflcopter to a whole new level!

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LULZ - I no-scoped JFK

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MashiMashi - May 5, 2013, 9:20 am
What's that joke about the professor knowing that his student plagarised his paper from a magazine....he even copied the subscription renewel form


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Seiji - March 26, 2011, 5:35 am
lol that's great

TRAFFIC TICKET - What's that ? You didn't think we give pretty women ticket ? Well, you're right, we don't.

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STEP OUT OF THE CAR, SIR! - I asked you your reason for speeding. "Chasing pussy" was not a acceptable answer

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STEREOTYPES - They exist for a reason...

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LilGerm - October 17, 2008, 11:27 am
License, registration, and a bearclaw, please.

LAST CHANCE LARDASS - Did You Eat The Baby ?

COPS - Protecting us from donuts since 1845

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tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 6:38 am
Most excellent.

WONDER - Have you ever looked at a stupid person and pictured them trying to rob a Dunkin' Donuts?

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Ism - June 14, 2012, 6:12 pm
True Story: a man saw someone walk into a bank w/ a gun. So he followed drew his gun placed it to the robbers head telling him to freeze. Then the other 15 Agents in bank drew their guns. Bank was across steet from FBI building in DC... it was payday...

OFFICE GIRL BARBIE - She knows how to advertise her skills

ZIVA DAVID - Only On TV A 'Cold-Blooded Killer' Can Be A Jazz Singer So Hot

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CodenameBFG - January 31, 2009, 7:10 am
Only on TV can a Chilean model be passed off as a Jewish Assassin! AND LOOK DAMN SEXY DOING IT. end of line.
ProfessorDouche - October 19, 2008, 5:09 am
Only on TV can a Chilean model be passed off as a Jewish Assassin! FAIL!
Briton of Rose - October 6, 2008, 3:02 pm
For grammar's sake, this should read: "ZIVA DAVID - Only on television could a jazz singer this hot also be known as a "cold-blooded killer"."


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good cops -

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More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 4:58 pm
Thanks, Edge!
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:05 pm
Good point to mention, Mizzy. Hope the media grabs it. 5L
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:25 pm
Thanks G. O,! Just wondering, is the capital O stand for a pleasurable moment? LOL! Life's more fun when you have a dirty mind! Hope that wasn't offensive!
GaryO - December 6, 2014, 7:52 am
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 2:15 am
Thanks, crazy monkey!
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2014, 1:40 am
This is awesome!

No, officer... -

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More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - March 3, 2014, 8:38 pm

Trying to keep up with Kai's pace
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:49 pm
two in a row....better take that nap

Excuse me, police? -

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More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 30, 2015, 2:09 pm
thanks, guys!
concern3 - May 30, 2015, 1:28 pm
excellent, very funny a 5er
GaryO - May 30, 2015, 12:30 pm


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I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT DAMN COP - He made me ride in the back seat when I clearly called out shotgun !

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More motifakes by Budog

FRISKING - watch where your puttin those hands officer

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More motifakes by splatter1124958

GaryO - August 15, 2012, 12:52 pm
One more quick one….. Quit wigglin’ so much…. OK, wiggle…….more.
steve1961 - August 15, 2012, 12:19 pm
Thanks, Gary...now get off my leg!
GaryO - August 15, 2012, 11:54 am
Geezus, make a few middlin’ to decent posters, create a fun ramblin’ thread, be a genrly happy dawg, but sniff one human hind end, and what do they call ya? Uh, Steve, now that I’m under the bus, well, I forgive ya, cause you smell g-o-o-o-o-o-d!!!
steve1961 - August 15, 2012, 11:27 am
"I swear, Officer...the guy you want is named GaryO! I'm innocent!"

roflcorgi -

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More motifakes by Limeman

ALEX - He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer

RED FOREMAN - He hates Robocop.

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More motifakes by Dustin Marthington

lolman - September 7, 2009, 7:05 pm
Look what I got me.. a brand new SUX2000..... hey its just like yours clarence...... KABOOOOOOOOM
tubs - January 30, 2009, 6:31 pm
i'd buy that for a dollar !
robocop - October 3, 2008, 2:51 am

BLOODHOUND - A breed of large powerful hound of European origin having very acute smell and used in tracking.

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More motifakes by TJ-51

Dante - October 10, 2008, 1:02 pm
I can't blame the poor beast.

Skill Checks -

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More motifakes by sparky

Fred T - December 15, 2008, 6:29 am
If he walked away from that Id say he rolled his save at least
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 2:16 pm
If thats a ROFLCopter then it ROFL'd poorly.

DETROIT - even Robocop couldn't stand a chance

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Rating: 4.83/5

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More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - August 5, 2010, 11:02 am
Amsome!! Time for some hooker roulette, huh aggy? 5L
Cubbybear - August 5, 2010, 10:17 am
Meet me at the Titty Bar, the first round's on me! 5 poodles


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More motifakes by Airman

marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:59 pm
LOVE. 5L Airman.


FLYING EAGLE - I can recognize the calls of practically every bird in North America.this one i don't know.

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Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by MFS

corneredbadger - July 6, 2010, 10:50 pm
you dont wanna hear the call of this one. it means your dead, or soon will be.
crankyhead - July 6, 2010, 5:49 pm
interesting paintjob for a Russian Helicopter. I like it though =)

TRUTH IN ADVERTIZING - Kern County, CA Retiring graphics employees can make it happen

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Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by GodsWorshipMe

rerun - May 23, 2010, 1:13 pm

This actually was on the car for over 4 months before an Kern County employee noticed it.

SO - What they get you for?

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Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Mr. Shiny

[email protected] - January 29, 2010, 9:33 pm
A bear entered this womans house. So she locked in the house and called the police. They arrived and let the bear out and returned it to the wild. What'd she think they were gonna do? Arrestimicate it.
[email protected] - January 29, 2010, 9:30 pm
Charge: Piracy on the open water-away. Yes itz a municipal violation, I don't understand the summary arrest though.
Mr. Shiny - January 29, 2010, 12:29 pm
Yeah I just flat out missed it.
sickartist - January 29, 2010, 6:27 am
LOL Try and cut the website name off the bottom next time.


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More motifakes by AirStryke

sickartist - January 25, 2010, 5:31 am
Nice one 5L

ROFLCOPTER - It exists!

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Rating: 3.05/5
King Logicass - May 3, 2009, 2:20 pm
the official Motifake Transport
Redfield - October 21, 2008, 1:38 pm

COPYRIGHT. - You are now owned by Walmart.

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Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by tamaria

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 1:54 pm
He probably asked for a babe on a Harley, and then perhaps he somehow pissed off the tattoo artist, LOL. Think about it: A Wal*Mart b*tch tat on a guy? That’s the burn that keeps on burning XD
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Nice! Lol
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Because he asked really, really nice. Lol
Feasibly - September 26, 2011, 4:38 pm
You're a lifesaver, Thornne. I always thought Walmart was spelled with a "k" on the end...
Sean - September 26, 2011, 4:14 pm
But why Thornne, WHY????
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 12:04 pm
My name is Thornne and I did this tattoo in Columbia/Lexington SC. I am now at Freedom Tattoo in Floence SC 843.662.4009
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 2:15 am
Scary food for thought: Employess get a 15% discount on you..what ever the rest of you do, don't picture..don't do it!

RUSSIAN POLICE WOMEN - Don't cha wish your cops were hot like us?

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More motifakes by Cubbybear

Shadownaki - November 7, 2008, 12:51 pm
possibly, but i would gladly surrender myself to them
yon - October 7, 2008, 5:04 pm
do you really think theyd be able to catch you in what theyre wearing?
bone her - July 30, 2008, 1:26 pm
dam u anti-Communism, we could have had girls in miniskirts, imagine getting frisked by one of them, i wouldn't mind getting up against the vehicle.
ryan - July 19, 2008, 4:27 pm
yes. yes i do

VAMPIRE HUNTING - Is there anything, this COP can't DO?!!


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Rating: 1.81/5
Marvin Wankerstein - November 16, 2009, 5:58 pm
That's not chili. Those are chiles.


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More motifakes by Airman

falloutghoul - January 12, 2012, 1:57 pm
This would also be good at MilitaryLulz.